Monday, January 24, 2011

Jaw Bone Through Gums

Cast

Who are we? There is also written directly below the logo, we are a group of friends in and around Florence for various events si è ritrovato a ritrovarsi periodicamente per guardare film orribili. "Periodicamente" vuol dire tutti i lunedì sera, come ormai se ci seguite avrete intuito, e a fare da teatro a queste nostre serate è il salotto di qualcuno di noi: tradizionalmente Magneto, ma non solo.

Sì, direte voi, ma più specificatamente chi siete? Che faccia hanno e cosa fanno questi bizzarri individui che si arrogano titoli come "Il Drugo", "Il Mago Rosso", "Il Capitano Ano", "Magneto", "Winter" e fanno a turno a comparire negli "hanno detto" in fondo alle recensioni e a farsi offendere negli interventi post-serata?

Beh, affari nostri, potremmo dire. Ma se proprio il pubblico ci incalza, siamo pronti to describe a bit 'more detail in the cast who crowd the meetings of the club. Obviously these are only members "historic" because it happens often enough that night to come on pilgrimage to other poor people, convinced by this or that member of the club, unaware of what awaits them.

site staff

the Drug - President
The Dude is one of the founders of the Club and who shall bear the most to go ahead and proposed outputs and initiatives. It is a lover of zombie movies but appreciates the absurd film in general, especially if there are scenes of "romance". It is also one of the pioneers of the language original, never misses a chance to insult the voice actors obsessively Italian, Italian production, distribution, Italian, etc.. It also contributes to the maintenance of the site, which is the creator, with a monthly review.



ANO The Captain - Explorer
He, too, the founders of the Club, Captain serves more than others to scout going to discover new films and new titles from pouring out with chilling frequency . He is a lover of detective and especially spaghetti westerns, and is also one of the most efficient members verbally nell'insultare films. And the mothers of those present. Even lui contribuisce a portare avanti il sito, con una recensione mensile e buona parte degli interventi post-serata.



IL MAGO ROSSO - Mago Rosso
Un tardivo acquisto del club, il Mago Rosso è presente con scarsa regolarità alle serate perché i suoi studi in terra Pisana rendono disagevole il raggiungimento settimanale delle sedi del Club. Il Mago Rosso condivide col Capitano una fervente passione per gli spaghetti western, a cui accoppia un malnato interesse per i kaiju e per un certo tipo di nonsense. Anche lui contribuisce al sito con una recensione mensile, con interventi sulle serate le poche volte che è presente e cercando di tenere ordered the content posted by others. It also has a really logorrhoea incredbile.


FELIO - Good
Club Member of the first hour, even if absent for an extended period, Felio entered last in the staff of the site but has begun to turn to produce a review of the month. His main problem is that is good in almost annoying at times.






WINTER - Graph
Winter does not publish reviews on the site, but he was involved in all aspects of graphs and in particular the completion of the logo of the club seems feeding a taste for any film to be "over-the-top, ridiculous or incredibly far-fetched for some reason. He has a nasty habit of leaving the evenings between the first and second film, because of its strange needs some kind "sleep".





other active members

MAGNETO - Guest
big fan of films about infections and other scourges government, Magneto has the basic function of giving the club a roof, a sofa and a huge plasma TV for the vast majority of the weekly meetings. Regularly commented on the forum all the movies he sees, which are about two percent due to its unnatural propensity to fall asleep in the room.




PSYCHOMACHIUS - Guardacani
Younger brother of Magneto, Psycho is a big fan of zombie and splatter. Its main role is to keep good but his dog, which has the two worst features of being huge and molestissimo for evtare disturbing vision too.






SADE - Bulwark
Sade love films where there is a high content of action scenes and explosions, especially when I'm with Chuck Norris. Dislikes instead i film orientali e i sottotitoli, il ché porta spesso a esasperanti discussioni con il Drugo sulla lingua originale. Odia anche il forum del Club, sul quale non ha mai commentato un film di sua spontanea volontà.





LOTUS - Ringambone
Lotus tende ad essere scarsamente presente alle serate, cosa per la quale accampa scuse sempre diverse. Ama i film giapponesi. Quando c'è tende a lasciare poi sul forum commenti magari un po' scarni, ma che arrivano con una certa regolarità.

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