Ghost Lake Regia: Jay Woelfel
Genere: Horror
Produzione: USA 2004
Durata: 111'
Cast: Tatum Adair, Timothy Prindle, Gregory Lee Kenyon, Azure Sky Decker, Chuck Franklin, Damian Maffei
Trama: Circa un secolo fa, gli abitanti di una piccola città furono sommersi dalla creazione di un lago artificiale. Molti anni dopo le loro anime irrequiete risiedono ancora sul fondo del lago e ogni tredici anni tornano in vita per portare con sé gli abitanti della cittadina. Rebecca, una giovane ragazza divorata dai sensi di colpa per la morte accidentale dei suoi genitori, si rifugia proprio nella casa delle vacanze sulla riva del lago. Una volta arrivata si ritrova spettatrice di orrendi eventi; i morti viventi stanno risorgendo dal lago con un insaziabile appetito di nuove anime...
Opinione del Club: All'interno del Club il "film da 2/2" è un tipo di pellicola ormai well-known and feared. They are "by 2 / 2" those dull film, you do not leave anything on me, usually pretty boring, they do, yes, disgusting, but they do so without ideas, without
verve and, above all, no fun for their ugliness . Among the features that often distinguish this type of movie are the abuse of computer graphics from two cents (that pretend evident, for instance), the narrative is completely the wrong time (which means mortally bored throughout the film), the trivial plot and already seen and, quite often, the final shit.
When we got to see this movie was exactly what we expected: boredom, lack of ideas and people dozing in the lounge, all made even heavier by the length of this particular film (nearly two hours). To quote the good old captain, who knows a lot: "There is nothing worse than a flat film, without a hint neither negative nor positive, on which there is never a saw to say but" does shit, "but not a" shit is "taste, you say to have survived to a volley of self-punishment in the face, simply" makes shit "because you slipped on the film without leaving either a cast gold nor a trail of shit. "
The movie was actually pretty boring, especially in the first part, which has spread diversi degli astanti. Chi è riuscito a resistere, però, si è potuto godere una serie di dettagli tutto sommato piuttosto divertenti, ma andiamo per ordine.
Il film si apre con una ragazza, Rebecca, di età indefinita, che una sera prende e va a ballare. Lì rimorchia un tipo e mentre i due consumano in macchina i suoi genitori hanno la brillante idea di morire per una fuga di gas in modo piuttosto grottesco. Ripensandoci ora, la bizzarra schiuma dalla bocca che i due emettevano mentre morivano tra effluvi che, più che una fuga di gas, ricordavano i vapori di un bagno turco, avrebbe dovuto metterci in guardia. La ragazza torna a casa con ore di ritardo sul coprifuoco imposto dai suoi and finds them dead. Do not take it very well.
So far no trace of lakes and ghosts, only several sightings of balls and swollen eyelids heavy in the audience. The thing does not improve when she reaches the lake side and indicted, where his parents had a house where the three spent their holidays when she was a child. For another half hour nothing happens: she arrives, he knows another guy who will take the exact same shirt with holes throughout the film, knows a bit 'of random people including a little annoying, blah blah blah. Among other things, what happens to the lake has nothing to do with what happened before, so that they could spare the presence of two introductory sections and cut down on tedious prima parte.
Quando poi però cominciano finalmente gli eventi soprannaturali (in un tripudio di cliché annunciato dal consueto abuso del numero 13), il film comincia ad acquisire un certo trash-valore. Sì, perché questa pellicola non aveva nel comparto tecnico nessun aspetto che la salvasse, né la recitazione (imbarazzante), né la scenggiatura (noiosa), né i settings (banali), ma gli effetti speciali erano così genuinamente terribili che questo almeno un po' ci ha divertito.
Tra scheletri glassati, fintissimi manichini che esplodono e altre amenità del genere, abbiamo osservato eventi che hanno all convinced that, while paying acting, this film than the "movie 2 / 2" Classic had something more in rot. The analog effects are truly awful and devoid of any realism, and when you tried to use computer graphics, however, have not been able to produce anything vaguely decent. Of course, this is not enough to deviate too far from the base, which is that of a film dull and boring, but we must say something more (or rather, less) than this base there.
So ultimately a film quite boring, especially in the first part, we look good and honest advice. But laughter has it torn and this we should give merito. Come nota finale, un plauso alla produzione per aver almeno tentato di non usare solo effetti speciali digitali. I risultati non sono stati eccelsi, forse, ma per lo meno grazie ad essi questo film non finirà direttamente nel dimenticatoio.
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Told: "The basis of the classic horror movie is dull, where the plot is trite and poorly articulated and not nothing really happens or epic in terms of the plot or from the point of view splatter. [...] Things have come back a little of her but then more and more complicated with strange situations and mounting bad that not only confuse the viewer of the film but the characters themselves! In fact at one point an old man exclaimed: "But what sense does it?"! How to disagree ... "
The Dude
"As this film has proved a bit of rape to the words 'directed', 'photo' and 'acting', the meaning of which I fear was obscure to the active part of the cast, has unexpectedly revealed a quantity of rot that has placed him above the pathetic slayer we expected after the first 30 minutes of viewing.
" Winter" was a film inconclusive. The ideas were there, but to do something maybe just a terribly original ideas have blended three classics ghosts, zombies and number thirteen ... Getting a concoction not fully defined! "
Piumalibera
